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12/08/2017 - 3:41pm
Captain Bling's Christmas Plunder by Rebecca Colby

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the ship, the pirates were planning a plundering trip.

Captain Bling and his ragtag crew are planning a plunder! They are plotting to steal festive Christmas treasure. But, the ship gets caught in a gale, and Captain Bling is forced to run the ship ashore . . . landing right outside Santa's front door.

11/22/2017 - 2:02am
The Lumberjack's Beard by Duncan Beedie

Big Jim Hickory is a lumberjack.

Every day, he awakes next to a forest, in a little log cabin, and he completes his morning routine: Limbering-up exercises—it's very important to limber up if you're a lumberjack. Jim also has a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup before he sets out with his trusty ax and heads into the forest.

CHOP-CHOPPETY-CHOP! Jim's ax echoes at every tree he cuts.

10/26/2017 - 1:50am
Halloween Good Night by Rebecca Grabill

Lurking in the swampland, lanterns glowing like the sun, sits a massive mama globster with her bitty globby one . . .

10/24/2017 - 1:48am
The Eleventh Hour: A Curious Mystery by Graeme Base

A book is read, a story ends, a telling tale is told. But who can say what mysteries a single page may hold?

Figure out this fantastic seek-and-find mystery by Graeme Base! When Horace the Elephant turns eleven, he decides there should be a celebration. But, not just any celebration—a celebration with a BIG feast! Horace chooses his ten guests, then eleven favorite foods of his choice. And, of course, eleven fun games to play!

10/17/2017 - 12:55pm
Bonaparte Falls Apart by Margery Cuyler

It's time to bone up for the first day of school! But Bonaparte the Skeleton is worried. He's always falling apart.

Sometimes he loses a bone when riding his bike, or playing catch. Other times, his bones just roll away, taking him forever to find them. To make matters worse, school is starting soon. Bonaparte can't be made fun of the whole school year just because he keeps losing his bones!

10/12/2017 - 12:40pm
Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich: And Other Stories You're Sure to Like, Because They're All About Monsters, and Some of Them Are Also About Food

You think you have problems? Think again. Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman . . . they all have problems. Monster-sized problems.

Frankie just wants to borrow ingredients to make a sandwich, but his neighbors keep chasing him away with fire and pitchforks. Wolfman's best friend (Dynamite the dog) just wants a cleaner roommate. The Invisible Man just wants a haircut! And the Phantom of the Opera can't get "It's a Small World, After All" out of his head.

10/05/2017 - 1:29am
Monster Trucks by Anika Denise

Monster trucks moan! Monster trucks grumble! Monster trucks groan!

Somewhere on a spooky speedway, FRANKENTRUCK (He's ALIVE! He's ALIVE!) is the first to arrive at the great monster truck race. Then, it's WEREWOLF TRUCK, who croons a lovely tune . . . a screech, a growl, and a howl! Next up: ZOMBIE TRUCK, whose headlights glow green, and GHOST TRUCK, who appears out of the shadows, rattling his axles and grinding his gears! Last, but not least, there's VAMPIRE TRUCK, who waits for his victims and drinks down their fuel!

09/28/2017 - 11:05am
Creepy Pair of Underwear! by Aaron Reynolds

Jasper the Rabbit isn't scared of much. After all, he defeated the creepy carrots the last time we saw him.

When his mom takes him underwear shopping, Jasper spots them. Creepy underwear! How cool is that? Immediately, Jasper asks his mom for a pair. Although she finds them very creepy, she buys him a pair.

10/02/2017 - 1:48pm
Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast by Josh Funk

Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast are the best of friends. The best of friends any leftover could ask for.

But their neighbor, Miss Brie, tells them that the syrup is almost all gone! "A single drop's left! Just a drop!"

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